small child: "Mom, look how big my pee pee is getting! It is weeeeally BIG!"
Me: "Yes, that is fantastic! I am so glad you are growing so big."
small child: "Mom, how big is yours?"
Me: ..........
small child: "Mom, let me see it." tugging at my pants
Me: nervous laughter "No, its kinda cold today, I'll just leave my pants on."
small child: "Mom, do you have a pee pee?.... Mom? Do you?"
Mom: "Well, actually, I don't. Remember, mommy is a girl. God made me different."
small child: Stunned silence.
Me: .....
small child: Gaping mouth.
Me: little smile
small child: Disbelieving stare. "OH MY! HOLY COWS! WHAT IN AMEWICA!!?? (instead of "what in the world" like you are probably familiar with) Running away from me, "BWWOTHER!! MOMMY DOESN'T HAVE A PEE PEE!"
Me: Left alone...wondering for the very first time if I am indeed missing something? I need a daughter for sure.
1 comment:
HILARIOUS!!!!!! Oh my, I LOVE your little boy stories, Katie!!
Thanks for sharing and for keeping up with us, too. :) I hope we can come see you in April... I'm working on a trip to my parents' then.
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